Listen to “Lauren Carpenter & Week One Madness” on Spreaker.

With Murf on the road DJ-ing at a business conference, Stocks drafted in some help. Writer for The Fantasy Footballers, Fake Pigskin & The Fantasy Whisperers. Please welcome Lauren Carpenter. The pair try to go over week ones fantasy nightmares. They dive into some hot takes and give advice for the meltdown that may have happened to your team in week one’s madness. Who knew Tito’s was so cheap!

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